In a stunning new development, officials today announced their plans to attack a giant blob of "grey goo" that is gradually subsuming the Garden State, a phenomenon which has drawn unabashedly patent connections to the Palatine Hill, and the recent popular invasion of plastic figurines at ancient temples. Authorities say they "will not hesitate" to use a wide range of tactics, including imposingly multisyllabic words, rampant use of the "-ity" suffix, and political posters.
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