Cambridge, MA - Early Sunday morning, a group of lonely female graduate students at MIT's Department of Urban Planning announced the launch of an exciting new major: Course 69 where students of any race, gender, and sexual orientation can learn about relationship, dating, and sex do's and don'ts. In the era of globalization, the male students at MIT, in particular, must learn to be competitive with international male gigalo. For example, did you know going dutch on the first date decreases the likelihood that she will let you touch her had you just paid for dinner. Course 69 syllabus will be available in a Common Room nearest you.
Friday, September 15, 2006
New Major Offered at MIT: Course 69
Cambridge, MA - Early Sunday morning, a group of lonely female graduate students at MIT's Department of Urban Planning announced the launch of an exciting new major: Course 69 where students of any race, gender, and sexual orientation can learn about relationship, dating, and sex do's and don'ts. In the era of globalization, the male students at MIT, in particular, must learn to be competitive with international male gigalo. For example, did you know going dutch on the first date decreases the likelihood that she will let you touch her had you just paid for dinner. Course 69 syllabus will be available in a Common Room nearest you.
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